Bigg Boss 2014: House and Rules

Paap Culture wants to make this the best Bigg Boss ever. As we all know, the House plays an important role in how the inmates interact and behave. So we got in touch with a man who treats a whole country like a Bigg Boss house. He has agreed to design the house and the rules for this season of Bigg Boss.
May I introduce our Game-master.
All the way from North Korea.
Dictator extraordinaire.

KIM JONG NUMBER UN

The House and Rules
You thought this house is going to be comfortable? Think again.

1. Bedroom: One common bedroom with 12 beds. The Mattresses are standard military issue hard, cheap, decadent mattresses. Don't be surprised if you wake up with bed-bug bites.
2. Kitchen: One Kitchen. The gas supply will be limited and will only start at 1000 hours and 1800 hours for one hour each. Since the kitchen is a tiny little thing, no more than three people can use it at a time. Cram more people into it and the entrance door will seal them in. The airtight Kitchen chamber, which is also a make-shift bomb shelter, will then fill up with poison gas, eliminating all defaulters.
3. Living Room and TV: One Living room with one TV. The TV will run from 0900 hours and 2100 hours for one hour each day. In the morning, propaganda films of the house captains choice will be run for half an hour followed by Hate, proposed by the same captain. During Hate, it is compulsory to hurl abuses at the object/person you are hating. At night, the inmates have to watch the Newshour for an hour, hosted by Supreme Leader Ornob Goswami.
   (click here for more information on HATE)
4. Bathrooms: Three Bathrooms. This house does not discriminate on the basis of gender. All males and females will be treated equally. Each inmate will get only 10 minutes in the Bathroom, during which they have to accomplish their daily tasks. The bathrooms will have a timer on the wall which starts the moment the Bathroom door is closed from the inside. When the timer runs out, the Bathroom will be sealed and the side walls will smash together, killing the person inside.
5. Computer: One Computer with Internet connection. Only one person can use the computer for 30 minutes per day, chosen by the Captain for that week. The person's activities will be displayed on the Television in the living room so that every inmate can see what the person is doing. The computer can be used for whatever reason.
6. Mobile phones: Mobile phones are allowed in the house. But they will only be black and while Nokia 1100 phones, without internet facilities. The talk-time and SMSes will be awarded to every person according to their conduct in the house.
7. Garden: The outside garden is to be used for recreational purposes and when tasks come up. Everyday, three inmates will be chosen to go outside. We have planted magic beans in the Garden, which will produce vegetables and fruits everyday. A bag of wheat-flour will also be supplied once a day. This produce can be obtained and used by only those three chosen people. They can either share it with other inmates or eat it themselves, we don't care. That is the only source of food in the house.
8. Curfew: A house is retrofitted with Curfew systems. All the cameras are dual-mode. They are actually rapid-fire guns fitted with webcams. If you are awake after 23:00 hours and wake up before 0600 hours, the sub-machine guns will prop up and kill you.
9. Religion: No religion can be practiced in this house apart from worshiping the leader of the captain's choice. Any religious practice other than that will be considered as blasphemy.
10. Rotten eggs and tomatoes will be supplied during Hate. The inmates can choose whether to hurl those objects at the Hated person of the week or to eat them.
11. Dynamic Rules: This is not a Democracy. The rules can be changed as and when required. Anyone can be gunned down if the Game-master feels so. Kim Jong Number Un has been itching to try out that shiny new button which launches a nuclear attack on the US. Sadly, he hasn't been able to do it yet. So he can take out his frustration at any point of time. On the Inmates.

Have fun living in the Bigg Boss House! 

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